Kathleen lives with her husband, Sean, and their two dogs in southern Illinois. She doesn’t have spare time, but likes the weekends when she can work in front of the television and watch movies she immediately forgets. Her dogs are horrible monsters that are better than your dogs.
Sean holds a Doctorate of Musical Arts in Composition. He feeds and serenades Kathleen and their dogs in between practicing guitar/bass and making 1970s-80s political jokes. Do not take his hatred of small talk personally.